July 27th, 2017

Dr Niwrad’s Laughter Lab

      • Two neutrons go into a bar. Neutron 1 says to the other, sadly, ‘I’ve lost an electron’. Neutron 2 replies, ‘Are you sure?’. Neutron 2 responds, ‘Yes, I’m positive!’
      • Helium walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gases.”  He doesn’t react.
      • Pavlov’s sitting in the pub when his phone rings. “Damn,” he says, “I forgot to feed the dog!”
      • How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?  Ask them to pronounce the word “unionised”.
      • A logician’s wife has a baby. When people ask him if it is a boy or a girl he says, ‘yes’.

 

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