Dr Niwrad’s Laughter Lab

 

  • Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium  sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!
  • Never trust an atom, they make up everything.
  • Two neutrons go into a bar. Neutron 1 says to the other, sadly, ‘I’ve lost an electron’. Neutron 2 replies, ‘Are you sure?’. Neutron 2 responds, ‘Yes, I’m positive!’
  • Helium walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gases.”  He doesn’t react.
  • Pavlov’s sitting in the pub when his phone rings. “Damn,” he says, “I forgot to feed the dog!”
  • A physicist, engineer and a statistician are out hunting and spot a deer.  The physicist does some ballistic calculations assuming a vaccuum, lifts his rifle to his calculated angle and fires.  The bullet lands 5 metres short.  The engineer adds a fudge factor for air resistance and lifts his rifle slightly higher.  His bullet goes 5 m long.  The statistician calls out, “We got him!”
  • Three logicians walk into a bar.  The bartender says, “Do you all want something to drink?”  The first logician says, “I don’t know”.  The second logician says, “I don’t know.”  The third logician says, “Yes!”
  • There are two types of people in the world.  Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

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