August 22nd 2017

Dr Niwrad’s Laughter Lab

  • A physicist, engineer and a statistician are out hunting and spot a deer.  The physicist does some ballistic calculations assuming a vaccuum, lifts his rifle to his calculated angle and fires.  The bullet lands 5 metres short.  The engineer adds a fudge factor for air resistance and lifts his rifle slightly higher.  His bullet goes 5 m long.  The statistician calls out, “We got him!”
  • Helium walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gases.”  He doesn’t react.
  • Pavlov’s sitting in the pub when his phone rings. “Damn,” he says, “I forgot to feed the dog!”
  • How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?  Ask them to pronounce the word “unionised”.
  • A logician’s wife has a baby. When people ask him if it is a boy or a girl he says, ‘yes’.

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